mariomaster123's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Goat 51]

Why do I have a sudden craving for Goat?

Odd...
nice movie...

Graeme responds:

Please don't eat my goat :'(

[Pointless Stickman Fight]

Excellent

For a pivot animation. You have skill, but your developing your skill the wrong way is what I think. Get flash, learn it, animate with it. You can do things you can't even imagine! It's great! do it and make a new one.

Lol, I think if was pivot, if it wasn't then, I would suggest more practice.

Danielmcdandan responds:

I do have flash thats how I got it on the site DERRRR!!! I have Flash CS4 matey!!

[sum random thing]

Well, that sucked...

Love your art, and smooth animation, however it was ridiculously short, there was no build up to the punchline, nor was there much of a punchline... This was not a good episode 1, I got NO insight on what was going on!! Who was that guy?? What was a dragon doing biting his tail?? WHAT'S GOING ON??!!!!?!?!?!?!?!

That would've been a good opener to the episode, but should not be the episode itself...
Seriously, don't be lazy please, I see talent in this flash! USE IT

[Why Leave? Short Cartoon]

Excellent

This animation is superb! especially love the 3-Dimesional fan at the beginning! Very nice touch! Good job. Be sure to get your backgrounds covering the entire default white backround. That's why you get a 9.

[Koopa shell of doom]

Nice animation and sprites

I respect the effort put into this, good job. I would not consider it humorous though. Kind of boring. Still, I do like the originality!
Nice flash

[F-day]

It's actually NOT that hot, ok?

I don't browse NG searching for sexy animations... not that this is an animation anyways... Quality and content are the most important things in my opinion. This is shit. I don't know WHAT I was expecting, but nothing as annoying and such a waste of time as this. Stop filling up unnecessary space on NG you jackass.
Go do something worth while since you have no skill, nor sense of humor.

Spoony-McSpoon responds:

so because you didn't get porn you've decided to take the argument that this movie is exceptionally too large for NG and hence a waste of space? it's not even 100kb. I'll get Tom Fulp emailing me 'yeah that 20kb flash you made has overloaded our servers and we can't fit anymore movies on NG'.

You say you weren't looking for 'sexy animations' when by saying they're sexy doesn't it reveal a secret lust for them? Its a weak argument to make that you weren't trolling for porn as about 90% of the tags on this are deliberately to attract n00bs trolling for porn.

To cut this short, you've failed life. Say what? yup you failed life because: you made a review of how I lack of sense of humour because you didn't get the joke. The joke is IT IS annoying and a waste of your time hence its called a 'prank'. Lighten up, you made an angry review over not getting porn which only makes you look like a childish crybaby.

Did it really kill you inside to not be able to see sailormoon get molested by 30 inch tentacles which shoot semen into her nose so when she sneezes it sprays out everywhere?

Ah well, all I can recommend to you is:
www.theinternetisseriousbusiness.com

Btw I beg to differ, this is the sexiest film of all time. If there is an animation sexier I refuse to believe it. This film is so sexy that it can make every man on earth ejaculate on mere mention of its name and every woman shudder in spasms of orgasms like no vibrator could ever do.

[One Beef: Chapter 1]

Lol

Now that was funny XD. That more more of a "comic book" rather than a "flash animation." I'd say, work on animation and sounds, excellent idea ;D

CmndrDemolition responds:

Hey, thanks man. Just keep up your good work, too.

[Henry Episode 01]

Jesus

What a dumb girl XD, wow, your art is really getting better, a nice halloween tail! :D Good job

Blaklyon responds:

I'm Glad you enjoyed it!

[Attack of the Birds]

Woah

Dont mess with birds man

[MMMMMMM]

A Spritual Quest of Brilliance

I liked the piano